Porch Canela Miel Shot

This little demitasse of pure Calle Ocho magic brews up faster than tía changes the subject when you ask about her love life. Short espresso stays black an Free

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Ingredients

1 shot espresso, dark as a secret on 8th Street
1 teaspoon honey, sweet enough to bribe the neighbor's parrot
Pinch of cinnamon, the spice that starts family debates

Directions

Heat up the cafetera with a splash of water and a prayer to the coffee saints.
Pack the espresso grounds tight like abuela's secrets in the moka basket.
Brew that short shot until the crema rises like drama at Sunday mass.
Pour the hot espresso straight into the demitasse so it stays proud and black.
Drizzle in the honey while the cup is still steaming hot and stir once with attitude.
Dust the cinnamon on top like you're sprinkling sass on the morning.
Give it one quick swirl so the flavors argue nicely together.
Present it to the table with a wink because this cup knows everybody's business.

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