Cletus's Honey Holler Tequila Highball

Y'all gather 'round the wet wood rail for this devil water pour that hits like a possum on a hot tin roof — tequila and honey tangled up with lemon sass for a Southern porch cooler…

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Ingredients

2 oz sneaky tequila that makes your cousin dance on the roof
1 oz fresh-squeezed lemon juice from the holler lemons
1 tbsp sweet honey straight from the back-yard bee hive
1 lemon wheel for that final porch garnish pop

Directions

Chill that highball glass in the ice chest till it sweats like a sinner in church.
Grab your jigger and measure out 2 oz of that sneaky tequila.
Pour the tequila into the shaker like you're fillin' a mason jar for the road.
Squeeze and measure 1 oz of lemon juice from them holler lemons.
Add the lemon juice to the shaker with a wink and a holler.
Dollop in 1 tbsp of sweet honey to tame the fire.
Fill the shaker with ice shards and shake it like you're runnin' from a copperhead.
Strain the pour into the chilled highball glass over fresh ice.
Float that lemon wheel on top like a life raft on the devil water.
Give it one last porch nod and serve it up with a sip-responsible grin.

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